I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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