SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
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I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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