were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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