this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
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