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its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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