The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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