Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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