You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
