ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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