And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
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Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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