they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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