Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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