I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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