OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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