they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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