I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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