To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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