I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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