last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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