i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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