We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Can you bring me the toilet please
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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