i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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