But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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