YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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