Me too!
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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