The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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