Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
it was like his penis was on wheels.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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