You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Randomize
