Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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