The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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