I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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