everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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