How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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my being single is dangerous.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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