I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
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pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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