He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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