I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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