Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
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I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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