and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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