Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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