One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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