never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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