My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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