just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
So much Jack, so little girl.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
