You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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