You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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