Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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