i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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