Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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