The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
operation harelip BJ is a go
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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