they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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