in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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