We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
