party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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