Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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