Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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