Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
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Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
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Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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