32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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