Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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