another moral hangover. fuck.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I FOUND THE LEGS
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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