how can u be prego again
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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