bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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