She said her name was "party"
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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