I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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